laugh until you tinkle: "A MAN AND HIS TURKEY"

Saturday, March 29, 2008

"A MAN AND HIS TURKEY"

THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE GETTCHA EYES FULL OF THE TURKEY!! KILLED TODAY BY NONE OTHER THAN MY MAN HAROLD , THE KIDS WERE JUST EXTRAS FOR THE PHOTO SHOOT.

HIS WEIGHT,THE TURKEYS, WAS 23 1/2 POUNDS AND HAD A 9 1/2 INCH BEARD!

WOW!! WHAT A MORNING!

I WAS SO PROUD OF HIM, A LITTLE ENVIOUS BECAUSE I WANTED TO GO, BUT NONTHELESS PROUD.

THERE ARE COPY RIGHT LAWS SO DONT TRY TO PRINT THIS OFF AS YOUR OWN!

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Ann Kimmel said...: HOLY FLIPPIN' HUGE TURKEY!!!!

When ya having us over for dinner??? Just remember I can't stuff that bad boy without gagging.; April 4, 2008 at 7:57 PM

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A BOOK GOD HAS LEAD ME TO READ..... IT IS WRITTEN BY SHANNON ETHRIDGE, WHOM I'M CONVINCED, BY GOD'S WISDOM, SAVED MY MARRIAGE. (ANOTHER BOOK SHE WROTE)
THIS DIDN'T START OUT BEING THE MOST EXCITING BOOK I HAVE EVER READ BUT, THE CONTENTS SURE HAVE CHANGED MY THOUGHT PROCESS. GOD HAS SHOWN ME SO MUCH IN JUST THE FIRST 27 PAGES... (I READ AT NIGHT AND GO PRETTY SLOW)
ON PAGE 20 SHE TALKS ABOUT THE BIBLE BEING LOVE LETTERS TO US FROM GOD. GOD HAS GIVIN US THE ABILITY TO EXPERIENCE LOVE, JOY, AND PEACE BECAUSE HE IS THAT! AND WE ARE MADE IN HIS IMAGE SO....
THE OTHER INTRESTING THING SHE WROTE WAS SHE WAS COUNSELING A WOMAN WHILE WRITING THIS BOOK AND THE WOMAN WAS TALKING ABOUT A MAN SHE HAD MET AND ALL THE ROMANTIC FEELINGS SHE WAS HAVING. SHE ASKED "WHY DID GOD CREATE US IN SUCH A WAY THAT WE HAVE PHYSIOLOGICAL RESPONSES TO OUR EMTIONS?" "WHY DO THOUGHTS OF THIS GUY CAUSE BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH?" "WHY DOES MY HEART SKIP A BEAT WHEN HE LOOKS AT ME?" "WHY DO I GET ALL GIDDY INSIDE WHEN THIS GUY PAYS ATTENTION TO ME?"
AND THIS IS WHAT SHANNON HEARD GOD SAY TO HER, AND I QUOTE AGAIN, "I CREATED HUMANS TO RESPOND THAT WAY TO LOVE SO THEY WOULD KNOW HOW I FEEL WHEN THEY TURN THEIR ATTENTIONS TOWARD ME!" GOD, THE GOD IN HEAVEN, THE CREATOR, GETTING GIDDY OVER ME?? ME?? WHEN I PRAY, WHEN I SING TO HIM, WHEN I SHARE HIM WITH OTHERS..... WOW!
IT DIDN'T HIT ME UNTIL 2:30 IN THE MORNING WHAT SHE WAS SAYING OR WHAT GOD WAS SAYING TO HER AND THANK GOODNESS SHE FELT THE NEED TO WRITE IT IN THIS BOOK THE BOOK I WOULD BUY AND EVENTUALLY READ! I TELL YOU RIGHT NOW I GOT ALL GIDDY AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING, TALKING TO MY CREATOR AND JUST SHARING MY HEART WITH HIM. I REALLY FELT HIS PRESENCE, LIKE HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND ME!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOD'S GOING TO CALL ME TO DO, BUT I WANT TO BE READY, WILLING AND ABEL SO I HAD TO RELEASE A FEW FEARS AND THINGS THAT HAVE KEPT ME IN BONDAGE FOR YEARS. WILL I STILL STRUGGLE WITH THESE, ONLY IF I TAKE MY EYES OFF MY JESUS.

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Saturday, March 29, 2008

"A MAN AND HIS TURKEY"

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