FUN AT THE DOCTORS OFFICE

SO I'M AT THE DOCTORS OFFICE THIS MORNING. HAROLD (MY SWEET HUSBAND) GOES WITH ME. WE ARE ONCE AGAIN ADMIRING THE SMALL MOUSE THE NURSE IS USING WITH HER LAPTOP AND COMMENT HOW WE NEED ONE. SHE IN TURN SAYS SHE WISHES THE LAPTOP HAD THE NUMBERS ON THE SIDE, WE AGREE, THEN SHE TELLS US IT WOULDN'T HELP HER HUSBAND BECAUSE HE'S A "PECKER" HAAHAHAHAHAHAH!! NEEDLESS TO SAY HAROLD AND I DIDN'T DARE LOOK AT EACH OTHER.

"I LOOVVEE BOOOOBIES"!!!

OK, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TELL YOUR THREE YEAR OLD SON WHAT THOUGHS THINGS ON YOUR CHEST (THAT ARE SUPPOSE TO STICK OUT) ARE.
MY SON (HUNTER) CALLS MY BRAS BOOBIES. THAT'S OK AT HOME BUT NOT IN WALMART! WELL MAYBE IT IS OK, HAVE YOU SEEN THE PEOPLE THAT SHOP AT WALMART... (ALY)
OK, THIS IS THE STORY, I ONLY HAVE 45 MIN. TO SHOP IN WALMART, I REALLY NEED SOME NEW PANTIES (THE ONES I HAVE ARE ATLEAST 12 YEARS OLD) I'VE FINALLY GOTTEN ALL MY GROCERIES AND HEAD OVER TO THE KIDS CLOTHES. I LOOK UP AND SEE SOME UNDERWEAR THAT LOOK PROMISING, HUNTER LOOKS LEFT AND WHAT DOES HE SEE.... BOOBIES, YEP, HE STARTS SCREAMING LOUDLY, BOOBIES, I LOVE BOOBIES, AND SQUEEZES HIS LITTLE HANDS TOGETHER LIKE HE'S MILKING A COW. SOOOO I GRABBED THE PANTIES AND LEFT QUICKLY! I'M GLAD I DON'T EMBARRASS EASILY.
WHY IS IT THAT SOME KIDS HAVE TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING THEY LEARN AND USE IT APPROPRIATELY?
AND YES ANN YOU WILL BE GLAD TO KNOW, I BOUGHT THE PANTIES AND THE FIT!! I HAVE TO GO GET SOMEMORE, WHEN I CAN GO ALONE.